Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial !!!!!

Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial !!!!!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.

The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother’s face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother’s chest, which read:-

Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial
Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial

Dearest brodas and sistos, I am sending you our moda’s remains for de burial  in Lagos. Sorry I couldn’t come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside de coffin, under mama’s body, 12 cans of Libby’s corned beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just share it among yourselves.

On Mama’s head for Tunde’s sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts one is for Omo Roy and de rest are my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra (your favorite) just divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria’s Secret panties dat Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.

Underneath mama’s body is 20 kgs of cocaine in sachets, which is worth 120 million Naira. This should take care of all of you and the unborn babies in your bodies. Don’t bury her with all this fortune.

Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants – Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama’s left wrist, please get it. Aunty Ifoma, mama is wearing what you asked for ie earrings, ring and necklace – please just get dem. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls de I hope they like the color.

Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial
Funniest jokes about Nigerians in Kenya: Find a dress for her burial

Yours loving sisto,
Chioma

PS: please take care of finding a dress for her burial since all I had dressed her in were your presents

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