Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes

Famous Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes

  • Do not count the candles but notice the light they give. Do not count the years; look at the life you live.
  • Lost possessions can be replaced but time once lost is gone forever.
  • The only way you can live your life to the fullest is by understanding that you do not have all the time in the world.
  • People are similar to wine; some of them will turn to vinegar but only the best will improve as they age.
  • When the candles cost more than the cake, it is time to realize you are getting old.
  • Forget all the pain and regrets of the past and look forward to a better future.
  • Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. – by Robert Browning
  • Romantic Birthday Quotes
    Romantic Birthday Quotes

    As one grows old, the realization that time is limited sets in. Instead of being sad, use the limited time you have left to do good things to other people.

  • You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – By Les Brown
  • Forget the cake but look at the sweetness it gives you. Do not dwell on the years you have lived but how important your existence is.
  • Life may be full of challenges but there will always be people around you to support you in your time of need.
  • Do not dwell on how old you are but how much you have achieved and how much you can achieve with the time you have left in this world.
  • Always see every day as a chance to start afresh and make it count by living it as if it is your last.
  • The sagacity of old age increases with the number of candles found on your cake.
  • The fact that you are getting older should not be burden. I can never remember how old I am anyway. Relish ignorance or at least pretend stupidity when someone asks your age!
  • There is nothing better than someone who ages gracefully. Take the time to enjoy your old age with elegance and vitality.
  • One should never forget to hold on to their inner child as they grow older.
  • As you get older, you need to remember to cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles. The memories that made those lines are the most important part of you today.

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes
  • One of the best things about growing older is the more respect you get from those eons younger than you. I hope you have a lovely birthday, madame.
  • I cannot wait to help you celebrate your 5th 39th birthday tonight! There is nothing wrong with remaining 39 forever if you are willing to embrace it!
  • Once upon a time, a woman decided she wanted to stay 29 forever. Unfortunately, her driver’s license did not let her get away with it. Happy 3_th birthday, (name)! You do not look a day over 29!
  • If you could go back in time to your favorite birthday, why do it? The chance to have an even better birthday is today with the ones you love most surrounding you.
  • I love that you have embraced getting older with grace. I know exactly who I want to be like when I get older. Thanks for being such a great role model.
  • You have such a young spirit, and it is easy to see why. You never let negativity over take you, and I hope I can be like that too. Happy Birthday!
  • There is nothing wrong with aging. The important thing is that you do it not only gracefully, but with kindness and integrity too.
  • It might seem like just like your childhood was hundreds of years ago. However, you should never lose sight of growing up and the innocence you had at that time.

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes
  • Dressing like teenagers, lying about age – some of the things people do to stay young – but the only secret that works is keeping your heart young.
  • Young people are happy because they are able to see the beauty of life. Keeping this ability to see the beauty makes you always young.
  • A person can never be too old to dream again, set new goals in life and start afresh.
  • Opportunities can present themselves at any time so be alert all the time.
  • Always let every extra day you live be another reason to count your blessings and smile.
  • The time you spend with people is not in vain, as happiness can never be possible unless it is shared with others.
  • It is not the years in your life that defines you but the life you have lived in your years.
  • Do not just count the number of years you have lived but make those years count as well.
  • Celebrate your being born on your birthday but celebrate happiness every single day of your life.
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – By Author Unknown
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s bday but never remembers her age. – By Robert Frost
  • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her bday. – By Erma Bombeck
  • Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes

    After all, tomorrow is another day. – By Margaret Mitchell

  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Mark Twain
  • All my possessions for one moment of time. – By Queen Elizabeth!
  • All the world is bday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. – By George Harrison
  • All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. – By William Shakespeare
  • And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – By Abraham Lincoln
  • And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. – By The Beatles
  • At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. – By Jim Bishop
  • At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. – By Benjamin Franklin
  • Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your bday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. – By Menachem Mendel Schneerson
  • Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. – By Kahlil Gibran
  • Bdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Larry Lorenzoni
  • Bdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Edward Morykwas
  • Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – By Goethe
  • Every year on your bday, you get a chance to start new. – By Sammy Hagar
  • Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. – By Georges Clemenceau
  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – By Branch Rickey
  • From our bday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye. – By William Butler Yeats
  • God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. – By Voltaire
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – By Chili Davis
  • How far that little candle throws his beams! – By William Shakespeare
  • How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? – By Satchel Paige
  • Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes

    I intend to live forever — so far, so good! – By Stephen Wright

  • I just want to celebrate another day of living’ I just want to celebrate another day of life. – By Rare Earth
  • I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Bday.’ – By Steven Wright
  • I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – By Author Unknown
  • I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. – By Mitch Hedberg
  • I’m not getting old. I’m getting better.
  • If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I’d like to do Is to save every day – By Jim Croce
  • Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – By Sam Ewing
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – By Jennifer Yane
  • It takes a long time to grow young. – By Pablo Picasso
  • It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right. I hope you had the time of your life. – By Green Day
  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schulz
  • Keep true to the dream of thy youth. – By Friedrich Von Schiller
  • Large streams from little fountains flow, Tall oaks from little acorns grow. – By David Everett
  • Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. – By Truman Capote
  • Life is very short, and there’s no time For fussing and fighting, my friend – By The Beatles
  • Live long and prosper – By Mr. Spock
  • May you live all the days of your life. – By Jonathan Swift
  • May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. – By Frank Sinatra
  • May you live to be a hundred years. With one extra year to repent. – By Author Unknown
  • May you stay Forever Young – By Bob Dylan
  • Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. – By Dan Bennett
  • Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – By Don Marquis
  • Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere. – By George Burns
  • Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – By Fred Astaire
  • On your special day I just want you to know that you are always remembered by me in a very special way. You are always in my prayers and I wish the best for you this bday. Happy Bday to you dear one
  • Our bdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – By Jean Paul Richter
  • Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. – By Anna Magnani
  • Robert Frost said A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s bday but never remembers her age. Happy Bday!
  • Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. – By Luther Dixon
  • Sometimes it may not be possible to remind someone everyday about how special they are. On your bday I am taking a chance to tell you that you are special, whether I tell you every day or not. Happy Bday
  • The best way to remember your wife’s bday is to forget it once. – By H. V. Prochnow

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes
  • The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. – By Seneca
  • The first hundred years are the hardest. – By Wilson Mizner
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – By Jerry M. Wright
  • The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. – By Brian Tracy
  • The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
  • The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. – By Oprah Winfrey
  • The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – By Oscar Wilde
  • The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – By ByLucille Ball
  • There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – By George Santayana
  • There is still no cure for the common bday. – By John Glenn
  • They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – By Author Unknown
  • Those whom the gods love grow young. – By Oscar Wilde
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. – By Groucho Marx
  • Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test, and don’t ask why, It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in time. – By Green Day
  • Time is on my side, yes it is. Time is on my side – By Rolling Stones
  • Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. – By Author Unknown
  • To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye’d, Such seems your beauty still. – By William Shakespeare
  • To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. – By Bernard Baruch
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. – By Margaret Fuller
  • We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Wishes
    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes
  • We are always the same age inside. – By Gertrude Stein
  • We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. – By Lauren Hutton
  • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our bday is not to be reminded of it. – By Author Unknown
  • What does every bday end with? Y! All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. – By William Shakespeare
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – By Mark Twain
  • You are young and Life is long and there is time to kill today. – By Pink Floyd
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself. – By Ethel Barrymore
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – By Bob Hope
  • You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ – By Jerry Seinfeld
  • You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. – By John Mason
  • You’d scarce expect one of my age, To speak in public on the stage, And if I chance to fall below, Demosthenes or Cicero, Don’t view me with a critic’s eye, But pass my imperfections by. Large streams from little fountains flow, Tall oaks from little acorns grow. – By David Everett
  • You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. – By Author Unknown
  • Youth comes but once in a lifetime. – By Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • Youth has no age. – By Pablo Picasso
  • Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – By Dorothy Fulheim
  • Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. – By George Bernard Shaw
  • Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. – By Franz Kafka
  • Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art. – By Garson
  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – By Herbert Asquith
  • You’ve heard of the three ages of man – By youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. – By Francis Cardinal Spellman

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