How to file KRA iTax returns online on KRA iTax portal website
This is a Joke on Prostitution in Kenya. Did you know that prostitutes too know How to file KRA iTax returns online and pay their dues to the Taxman. The incidence below happened one day which prompted me to write this joke.
A WOMAN WALKS INTO AN ACCOUNTANT’S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE NEEDS TO FILE HER KRA iTAX RETURNS.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,” What is your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let us try to rephrase that.” “KRA iTax System does not have such a choice”
The woman says, “OK, I ‘ m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised 650 ‘cocks’ last year.”
“You are indeed a Chicken Farmer.” Said the accountant