Jamhuri day joke in Kenya: I don’t want my Friends to sleep with your mother after I’m gone!

Jamhuri day joke in Kenya: I don’t want my Friends to sleep with your mother after I’m gone!

A man from Murang’a named Kamau went to his doctor after a long illness.
The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Kamau in the eye, and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month to live.”

Kamau was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor’s office into the waiting room. There, he saw his son who had been waiting.

Jamhuri day joke in Kenya: I don't want my Friends to sleep with your mother after I'm gone!
Jamhuri day joke in Kenya: I don’t want my Friends to sleep with your mother after I’m gone!

Kamau said, “Well son, we Kikuyus celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t so well. I have cancer and I’ve been given a short time to live. Let’s head for the pub and have a few pints.”

After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little tipsy. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Kamau’s old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.

Kamau told them that the Kikuyus celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, “I’ve only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS.”

The friends gave Kamau their condolences and they had a couple more beers.
After his friends left, Kamau ‘s son leaned over and whispered his confusion.

“Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer???
You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!”
Kamau said, “I am dying of cancer, son. I just don’t want any of them sleeping with your mother after I’m gone!”

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